Public Service Announcement: Concert T-Shirt Attire 101

“I was talking to Ozzy about two weeks ago.
The James Gang and his band, we played a
whole bunch of gigs and neither of us
remember anything. We know we played together
because we have the posters.”
● Joe Walsh


Uncool: A previous tour’s shirt.
You’ve just become That Guy.

Completely Unacceptable: “It’s ok I’m with the band” [sic]
Difficult to degrade this one, really, because it evidences a realm of pathetic that inspires compassionate sadness in the observer.

Pathetic: “I sleep with the band.”
Go home. Seriously, just – go home. Society doesn’t need you.

Fabulous: Anything with The Band on it.
Levon Helm or Midnight Ramble shirts also encouraged.

Phenomenal: “Your favorite band sucks!”
Take it up with the Eagles, dude! Let’s put you and Frenley in a room; my money’s on them.

Liars!

“That’s the real trouble with the world:
too many people grow up.
They forget.”
● Walt Disney

People need to stop trying to convince me that popsicles aren’t one of the primary food groups.

Obama spoke to our children recently...

He opened his mouth and all I heard was “Forward, young comrades….”