“I was talking to Ozzy about two weeks ago.
The James Gang and his band, we played a
whole bunch of gigs and neither of us
remember anything. We know we played together
because we have the posters.”
● Joe Walsh
Uncool: A previous tour’s shirt.
You’ve just become That Guy.
Completely Unacceptable: “It’s ok I’m with the band” [sic]
Difficult to degrade this one, really, because it evidences a realm of pathetic that inspires compassionate sadness in the observer.
Pathetic: “I sleep with the band.”
Go home. Seriously, just – go home. Society doesn’t need you.
Fabulous: Anything with The Band on it.
Levon Helm or Midnight Ramble shirts also encouraged.
Phenomenal: “Your favorite band sucks!”
Take it up with the Eagles, dude! Let’s put you and Frenley in a room; my money’s on them.
