Dear Sir,
One Mr. Kenny Chesney has seen fit to inflict a song titled “The Boys of Fall” upon a hapless, unsuspecting country music public. Said unwilling recipient has not engaged in any activity meriting such outright abysmal treatment, but I digress. You seem to delight in your role as the trigger-happy legal enthusiast. Why not target someone who actually deserves it?
“The Boys of Summer” makes me ache inside. You really ought to heed its legacy. A blathery meander to nowhere about football, of all things. Honestly.
Signed with every ounce of admiration,
A concerned fan.
